"Then you’d be 90 years old!"
"Closer to 900."
"Dad, how old are you?”
After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.
The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.
National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.
Thank fuck I don’t live in Australia.
ha.. haha.. ha
(Source: The Huffington Post)
He drew his bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss!
And a band of demons joined him and it sounded something like this…
I’m not sure if that’s a reaction or a continuation of the song
Edgar Allan Poe had a beloved pet cat named Catterina. The affectionate feline would climb up and roost on Poe’s shoulders while he wrote. She would remain there, observed a visitor, “purring as if in complacent approval of the work proceeding under [her] supervision.”
I’m 20 minutes into Citizen Kane and am already bored
It has the biggest plot hole ever.
Please point out to the teacher that despite the entire movie being about people trying to determine why his last word was “Rosebud”
THERE WAS LITERALLY NOBODY THERE TO HEAR HIM SAY IT
There’s one plot hole in my book that I really couldn’t do anything about, but when that happened I remembered that Citizen Kane, a really popular classic film, got away with the whole movie being about a plot hole.